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#121 Napoleon 1er

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Posted 04 March 2019 - 12:40 PM

He just 'left' the people :).

... That's his right
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#122 TheOptician

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Posted 04 March 2019 - 02:28 PM

These ‘jokes’ are leading us nowhere
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#123 Don_Homer

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Posted 05 March 2019 - 02:44 PM

... That's his right

But there is no one left :P


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#124 Napoleon 1er

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Posted 05 March 2019 - 07:03 PM

you are right but I say: follow the boss .. go left .... like on this video! :lol:

https://www.youtube....h?v=p-9-3DtUzug


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#125 Dobby125

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Posted 4 weeks ago

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. 
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." 
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. 
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. 
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." 
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" 
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."


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#126 Y731

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Posted 4 weeks ago

Meet Ronnie Jr., the worst salesman and best Stratego player you'll ever find... 

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Posted 4 weeks ago

a men walks to a farmer.he says the cows in the Meadow do have delicious milk.says the farmer i onley have bulls in the meadow


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#128 Dobby125

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Posted 3 weeks ago

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"


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#129 Dobby125

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Posted 2 weeks ago

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Posted 2 weeks ago

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Edited out one word as I wouldn't want to step on GLS's toes


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#131 R u Mocking Me ?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe." But what does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"



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Posted A week ago

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