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#101 Don_Homer

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Posted 6 days ago

In deepest space it is the year -14 billion.

In a troubled mind it could be any year… But we're dwelling off the jokes guys! 


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Posted 6 days ago

https://gyazo.com/fe...9b2cdc140723d98 Probably the greatest tweet of all time.


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#103 rgillis783

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Posted 5 days ago

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a ******* wall."  :D 


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#104 Nortrom

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Posted 5 days ago

Two years late.. :)

 

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#105 Dobby125

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Posted 5 days ago

2 very funny and effective commercials.

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI

 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh66Lxqxlik


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#106 Nortrom

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Posted 2 days ago

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#107 rgillis783

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Posted A day ago

woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer.

The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer.

The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer.

The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.

 

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."



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Posted 10 hours ago

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