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#1 Moriarty

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 06:15 AM

If you think this team from US will win, "like" this post.

 

1. Spaceman Spiff

 

2. Constrictor

 

3. Manning 2 Cruz

 

4. Sadistic

 

5. Enigma


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#2 Moriarty

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 07:25 PM

Sadistic may be replaced with the following, who are competing for the next place on the dream team:

 

 

Desert Oasis

PUNISH


Edited by Moriarty, 13 March 2016 - 07:03 AM.

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 07:44 PM

Most of those players aren't active anymore. 


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#4 Moriarty

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 07:46 PM

Most of those players aren't active anymore. 

I know. That is why it is only a "dream team"


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Posted 12 March 2016 - 08:12 PM

Regurgitate never beat Sadistic 16 times in a row, let alone 16 times. 

 

PUNISH deserves to be on your "dream team" aswell.


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Posted 12 March 2016 - 08:39 PM

Regurgitate never beat Sadistic 16 times in a row, let alone 16 times. 

 

 

Correct, it was BlasdeLezo who did that.

 

http://metaforge.net...h&action=SEARCH


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#7 Moriarty

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 07:03 AM

Correct, it was BlasdeLezo who did that.

 

http://metaforge.net...h&action=SEARCH

Thats right, I got mixed up. Somehow I thought it was Regurgitate, thanks The Prof and Nortrom for correcting me.

 

I will leave Regurgitate on for highest percentage above 880 :)

 

PUNISH will be added as well


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Posted 20 March 2016 - 03:57 PM

Oasis is German, at least he told me via chat.


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#9 Moriarty

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Posted 21 March 2016 - 02:27 AM

Are you sure? He might be of German ancestry but I think he is still a US player


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Posted 28 March 2016 - 09:50 PM

If you think this team from US will win, "like" this post.

 

1. Spaceman Spiff

 

2. Constrictor

 

3. Manning 2 Cruz

 

4. Desert Oasis

 

5. Enigma


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Posted 28 March 2016 - 10:55 PM

If you think this team from US will win, "like" this post.

 

1. Spaceman Spiff

 

2. Constrictor

 

3. Manning 2 Cruz

 

4. Sadistic

 

5. Enigma

It is Sadistic  that is preventing you from getting those likes. LOL.

 

You really are a fan of him, aren't you?


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Posted 29 March 2016 - 01:44 AM

It is Sadistic  that is preventing you from getting those likes. LOL.

 

You really are a fan of him, aren't you?

Epic guys like him deserve fans.

 

Unfortunately I cant say much to his playing style as I got matched with him only once and won pretty badly. But one game cant say too much .


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Posted 29 March 2016 - 01:02 PM

Epic guys like him deserve fans.

 

Unfortunately I cant say much to his playing style as I got matched with him only once and won pretty badly. But one game cant say too much .

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

This is quite hilarious, thank you for the entertaining post.


Edited by Fairway, 29 March 2016 - 01:03 PM.

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 10:38 PM

Here is something I found:

 
 

Sadistic Ben's post is hidden

 

The post was hidden because particularly containing insults, personal attacks using sexual offense. This post was largely above the limits compared to the others.

 

"Epic", huh?


Edited by Fairway, 29 March 2016 - 10:39 PM.

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 10:53 PM

Here is something I found:

 
 
 

 

 

"Epic", huh?

Hey Fairway,

 

Nobody's perfect, of course, and everyone makes mistakes. 

 

Read some of his posts on gravon. They are better than the ones on here.


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Posted 29 March 2016 - 11:08 PM

Hey Fairway,

 

Nobody's perfect, of course, and everyone makes mistakes. 

 

Read some of his posts on gravon. They are better than the ones on here.

Uh uh. Whatever. Now you are just trying to excuse your hilariously wrong look upon this mean guy.


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Posted 29 March 2016 - 11:11 PM

Hey Fairway,

 

Nobody's perfect, of course, and everyone makes mistakes. 

 

Read some of his posts on gravon. They are better than the ones on here.

"better" as in more inappropriate? I think I must cancel my doctor's appointment today to read those!


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Posted 29 March 2016 - 11:14 PM

"better" as in more inappropriate? I think I must cancel my doctor's appointment today to read those!

As in better prose.

 

Why dont we get the guy back on here? ;)

He'll bring a bunch of life with him, Sadi Claus.


Edited by Moriarty, 29 March 2016 - 11:15 PM.

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 12:29 AM

As in better prose.

 

Why dont we get the guy back on here? ;)

He'll bring a bunch of life with him, Sadi Claus.

Oh fun fun. Great idea... um, yeah.  Like, totally. 


Edited by Fairway, 30 March 2016 - 12:32 AM.

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 04:51 AM

Let me try to recall what the glorious Sadi said:

 

"Real men admire Sadi, jealous men hate him."

 

Which do you want to be, Fairway? ;)

 

Other Sadi Classics:

 

"Beloved fans, friday night was merely another chapter in the great life and escapades of your King Sadi. I did not get much sleep but had a hell of a sheet roll with my 3 delectable females, the likes that would fell a common man. Albeit in my twilight years, my performance was stellar, likely due to my boxing training of 12 rounds per day (2 miles running as well). Of course, my skills did not impress anybody since my 3 delightful females and I were already quite familiar with them. My endurance was impressive and I am wondering if my layoff from Gravon had something to do with this. 

You see, I had no distractions; no residual anger related to stratego blowouts and vile lotto infractons commited by my hapless opponents. 

I would like to thank Olaf and Dieter for their warm contributions to my glorious thread here. I cannot translate Olaf's 3rd world language, nor Dieter's back alley-grade attempt at english but something tells me that they were merely expressing their continued admiration for their hero, King Sadi (and who the hell can blame them?). You see, men as well as women, love Sadi. Men because they need a hero and appreciate the consistency of my high stature and accomplishments and women.......well, we all know why women love Sadi. Lets just hope that the men do not become a bit too passionate about their worship of King Sadi because as all Sadi fans know, .... Keep it clean, people (except for the females, of course)."

 

 

 

 

Lets be honest with each other, beloved Gravonians. Sadi has always been a frightful opponent to face but since adopting his new, aggressive style, there has been a vacancy of players here on Gravon. Now, I could be wrong but I cannot help but theorize that the cause of this absence of players, is due to Sadi's new, aggressive style. Since backhanding Hielco around the gameboard and ensuing blowouts, players have begun to run away from Gravon as though a monster has just appeared and well.......perhaps one has. 

The elite Sohal had seen enough and took a fearless whack at this newfangled aggressive Sadi. it pains me to disclose this, but by God, Sohal was not ready for the barn burning shellacking that he was about to absorb. I don't like beating the holy, ever living **** out of my friends/fans but what could I do? 

Now, I would like to remind Gravonians that this is just a game. There isn't any reason to be concerned about Sadi's new, aggressive style. If you see it coming, just close your eyes and hope for the best or better yet, simply hit the forfeit button before you suffer a traumatizing event. 

Lastly, I would like to apologize to all of you for being so damn good at this game and roughing you the hell up. I also apologize for scaring the top-rated Hielco off of the site. Yes, it was my new. aggressive style that sent the gargantuan sprawling away in ruins. 

Gravon females, please try your best to control yourselves, despite this arousing news. I am still the same alpha male that I have always been and am not any more accessible to your insatiable needs than I ever was. Behave!


Edited by Moriarty, 30 March 2016 - 04:53 AM.

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