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#241 astros

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Posted 2 weeks ago

How much can you bench, squat and deadlift?

All the best players lift, just want to see if I'm at your level.
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#242 Sorrow

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Posted 2 weeks ago

How much can you bench, squat and deadlift?

All the best players lift, just want to see if I'm at your level

I am not one of the best. I am the best player of all time astros keep it in your pants. 

 

I give lessons $400 an hour. 

 

Also since I know you're very interested in me, I play Stratego for 21 hours a day in the basement of my parents house. I simply can't afford any breaks to bench, although if I had to I can bench 450 easy.


Ratings/Ranking must be reset. It is absurd if I want to get a reasonable ELO match up I would have to play a 1k rated player on there alt who is rated 900 at best.


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Posted 2 weeks ago

although if I had to I can bench 450 easy.

You're talking about grams, right?


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#244 astros

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Posted 2 weeks ago

I am so poor I can't even afford pants much less those rates.

Guess I'm stuck being a scrub. How can a pleb like me rise to your level? I've already tried swearing at kids.
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#245 Sorrow

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Posted 2 weeks ago

You're talking about grams, right?

No doubt :)

 

I am so poor I can't even afford pants much less those rates.

Guess I'm stuck being a scrub. How can a pleb like me rise to your level? I've already tried swearing at kids.

Find a sugar daddy.


Ratings/Ranking must be reset. It is absurd if I want to get a reasonable ELO match up I would have to play a 1k rated player on there alt who is rated 900 at best.


#246 Fairway

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Posted 2 weeks ago

I've already tried swearing at kids.

I second


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#247 astros

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Posted 2 weeks ago

I second

At least I had the finesse to not get kicked out of the tournament  :P


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#248 KissMyCookie

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Posted 2 weeks ago

At least I had the finesse to not get kicked out of the tournament  :P

 

Well, what can I say? When you are correct, astros (yes, most often), you are correct. :lol:



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Posted 2 weeks ago

Ahhh the bullies are ganging up.
Astros you noob if you wanted to place higher than me I could’ve resigned. I understand for some it is only a dream to where they can by chance possible beat me in Stratego.
Also for KMC the common theme continues of ♥♥♥ kissing to those you like and bullying to those you don’t.

As for Fairway mind you’re business and you won’t be told to fk off, you seemed totally fine saying the word with out an abbreviation when it suits you despite your age. Which is fine I am not to judge what you say or don’t but don’t fake cry about it.
Fairway you’re awesome and very skilled at stratego the only player beside Losermaker Overlord and Gentleben to have beaten me in recent times! I have acted poorly to you in the past but it won’t happen in the future.

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Ratings/Ranking must be reset. It is absurd if I want to get a reasonable ELO match up I would have to play a 1k rated player on there alt who is rated 900 at best.


#250 astros

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Posted 2 weeks ago

If you're bragging this much about your Stratego ability (which is limited), then you need to go outside more...


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#251 Sorrow

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I am not one of the best. I am the best player of all time astros keep it in your pants. 
 
I give lessons $400 an hour. 
 
Also since I know you're very interested in me, I play Stratego for 21 hours a day in the basement of my parents house. I simply can't afford any breaks to bench, although if I had to I can bench 450 easy.

  

If you're bragging this much about your Stratego ability (which is limited), then you need to go outside more...


Ratings/Ranking must be reset. It is absurd if I want to get a reasonable ELO match up I would have to play a 1k rated player on there alt who is rated 900 at best.





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